I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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