she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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