we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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