I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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