Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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