ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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