I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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