Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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