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• (845): View more from New York

  i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just remember telling jokes while vomitting

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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  USA! USA! USA!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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• (619): View more from California

  Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Explain the King Dong next to my face.

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