I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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