i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Explain the King Dong next to my face.