New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Too much gin, very little bucket
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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