One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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