How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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