oh god the rape fog is back!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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