I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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