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Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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