went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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