I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
