You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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