The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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