Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
well you can't waste a boner
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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