Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
