One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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