normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
