is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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