I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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