Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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