i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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