Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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