i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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