apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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