god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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