are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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