you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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