Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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