If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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