We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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