i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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