So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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