he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think I sprained my soul last night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
