Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
