Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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