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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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(314): Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy. http://tfl.nu/gwon

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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"

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(304): What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?" http://tfl.nu/r7md

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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.

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(205): I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy. http://tfl.nu/rek5

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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.

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(612): Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff. http://tfl.nu/mldb

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i robbed the continental breakfast last night

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(208): i robbed the continental breakfast last night http://tfl.nu/xq3y

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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(909): My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up. http://tfl.nu/4jl3

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(407): View more from Florida

and now there are teeth marks on my dick.

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(407): and now there are teeth marks on my dick. http://tfl.nu/97y3

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(404): View more from Georgia

This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend

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Yeah but those French chicks did get naked

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(404): This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend (917): Yeah but those French chicks did get naked http://tfl.nu/3ob7

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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.

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(814): Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral. http://tfl.nu/7qfs

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(313): View more from Michigan

I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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(313): I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! http://tfl.nu/x69b

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(843): View more from South Carolina

the evidence from last night is not good...

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what evidence?

(843): View more from South Carolina

my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...

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(843): the evidence from last night is not good... (904): what evidence? (843): my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair... http://tfl.nu/ykqm

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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.

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(845): Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right. http://tfl.nu/xf55

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?

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(203): Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish? http://tfl.nu/j5ph

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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.

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(402): Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night. http://tfl.nu/4fcf

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(716): View more from New York

I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.

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(716): I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine. http://tfl.nu/pta5

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