There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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