# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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