found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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