So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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