well you can't waste a boner
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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