i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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