what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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