i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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