Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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