Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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