so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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