She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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