You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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