hell yes lets make some ravioli
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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